Things That Make Me a Man/Sissy Boy

Things That Make Me a Man

1. I listen to a band called Fucked Up.
2. I drink Guinness.
3. I have a beard.
4. I drink regular Coke.
5. I drink whole milk.
6. There Will Be Blood is one of my all time favorite movies.
7. When I get a haircut, I cut it really short.
8. I eat Hungry-Man XXL TV dinners on a frequent basis.
9. I can write.
10. Breaking Bad is my favorite drama series on television.
11. I do my own laundry.
12. I am attending college for a "personal enrichment" degree.
13. I dislike light beers.
14. One time I totally came 2nd place in a school-wide jump rope contest.

Things That Make Me a Sissy Boy

1. I drink my coffee light and sweet.
2. I listen to Vampire Weekend and Coldplay.
3. I own a pair of SpongeBob SquarePants Christmas underwear.
4. I weigh 130 pounds.
5. Walking up a staircase makes it difficult for me to breathe.
6. I know what a "slippery nipple" is.
7. Today, my mom gave me $10 for gas.
8. I dislike vegetables.
9. I attend SUNY Purchase College.
10. I like gummy bears.
11. I do my own laundry.
12. I don't smoke.
13. I have never tried cocaine.
14. I have my own blog.